The Joke The Old Lady's Three Wishes

Read the funny The Old Lady's Three Wishes joke in Lookin' Good to make you laugh out loud :) See how long you can go with a straight face :| after seeing the The Old Lady's Three Wishes joke at BasicJokes.com!
The Old Lady's Three Wishes

The Old Lady's Three Wishes Joke |
---|
What's The Joke The Old Lady's Three Wishes?
A fairy godmother decides to grant three wishes to a little old lady.
"What would you like for your first wish?" the fairy godmother asks. The little old lady says, "I would like to be rich." POOF! Her rocking chair turns into solid gold. "And for your second wish?" asks her fairy godmother. The little old lady says, "I would like to be young again." POOF! The little old lady is now a beautiful young woman. "And for your third and final wish?" asks her fairy godmother. The young woman's cat, Burt, jumps into her lap. She asks the fairy godmother, "Can you turn Burt into a handsome young prince?" POOF! Suddenly, Burt is a handsome young prince. The handsome young prince leans down to the young woman and whispers softly in her ear, "Don't you wish you hadn't had me neutered?" |
More Jokes

Funny Jokes Of The Day
- Doing the Screw ‐ It's 1957 and Bobby goes to pick …
- 747 ‐ What's the difference between a …
- Good Can of Corn ‐ There were three couples, one elderly, …
- Blonde's Starting Salary ‐ A boss tells a blonde applicant, …
- The Seven Dwarves Go to Rome ‐ The seven dwarves are in Rome and …
- Arkansas Dentists ‐ Q: Why are there hardly any dental …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Saint ‐ Yo' Mama is like a saint -- a St. …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Bent Over ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she bent …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Kid Names ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, she names …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Beach ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, when she goes …
- Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Hopscotch ‐ Yo' Mama is so fat, she plays hopscotch …
- Don't Welsh On Me ‐ Why do the Welsh shag sheep on …
- Pigskin Pro ‐ What do you get when you cross …
- Christmas Chimney Congestion ‐ Q: Why doesn't Santa have any …
- A bear walked into a bar... ‐ A bear walked into a bar and said …
- Pickup Lines Doomed to Fail ‐ 1. Is it any coincidence that your …
- Bubba and Tiny Go on Probation ‐ Two football players, Bubba and …
- Yo' Mama Is Like... Postage Stamp ‐ Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: …
- Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Garbage Can ‐ Yo' Mama is so poor, I sat on a …
- Blonde Invention ‐ Q: What invention did a blonde …