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- 132 legs and 8 teeth
- A Beautiful Woman Loves Growing Tomatoes
- A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...
- A Letter From A Redneck Mother To Her Son
- A man went on vacation to Texas...
- A Perfect Circle
- A Sack Full of Chickens
- A Scot's Tale
- A Special Night in Iowa
- A Virgin Hick
- Airplane Hijinx
- American Divorce
- An Arkansas Delivery
- An tragedy, and accident, and a great loss
- Ark-N-Saw
- Arkansas Dentists
- Arkansas Fertility
- Arkansas Scholars
- Arkansas State Residency Application
- Attention-Seeking Redneck
- Ba Ba Black Sheep
- Backwoods High Tech
- Bad Drivers
- Bill Clinton's DNA
- Bird Brained
- Blonde Counting Sheep
- Blonde... Cows
- Bow-Legged Cowgirls
- Brake Fluid Addiction
- Brave Pig With the Peg Leg
- Broken Down
- Bubba
- Bumpy Car Ride
- Busy Redneck
- Choking Victim
- Chucky at the Movies
- City Girls and Country Boys
- Country Party
- Country Politics
- Cow or Tractor
- Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- Cowboy Talks to the Animals
- Cowboys' Rating System
- Cross the Road... Redneck
- Crossin' the River
- Culture Shock
- David's Brother David
- Designated drunkard
- Dirt Road
- Dirty Cowboy Mustache
- Double Wide
- Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All
- Early Morning Rings
- Eatin' Possum
- Egg-Laying
- F-A-R-M
- Fancy Apples
- Farm Fugitives
- Farmer and the Cow
- Farmers and Goats
- Fifty Cent Piece
- Fire Engine Red
- Fisherman's Friend
- Food for the Hungry
- Football Fan To The Rescue
- For my next trick...
- Free Sex with Fill Up
- Full of Wool
- Girls From Kentucky
- Gonna Marry
- Good Samaritan
- Group Photo
- Guided By Voices
- Harvard Attitude
- He's So Lucky, He's A Star
- Here, Piggy, Piggy
- Highly Illogical
- Hillbilly Chicks and Bears
- Hillbilly Newlyweds
- Holy Cow
- Hot Tomato
- How Many
- How to Circumcise a Redneck
- How to Sell Lawnmowers
- Huh?
- Human DNA and Goats
- Huntin' License
- I'm Very Bullish On Milk
- Identifying Bubba
- Inseminating Redneck Girls
- It's A War-Like Country
- Jet Fuel Alcoholics
- Kentucky's Virgin
- Lesbian Harem
- Let's Talk
- Lightbulb... Rednecks
- Little Red Riding Hood
- Little Red's Granny
- Lost in West Virginia Memories
- Louis, The French Fighter Pilot
- Louisiana Heritage
- Lucky MotherDucker
- Ma, Pa, And The Rump Pump
- Mad Cows
- Married Tennessee Football Player
- Mmmmmmmilk
- Mole Removal
- Monks Made a Mistake
- Monster Mystery
- Mud Hole Moral
- Murderous Neighbor
- My Dog Don't Bite
- My First Sexual Experience
- NASCAR
- Natchitoches
- New Bull
- North vs. South
- North vs. South Fairy Tale Showdown
- Obviously, She Never Flossed
- Okie Jokie
- Old Joe
- Pa Won't Like It
- Pheasant and Bull
- Pig Farmer
- Pretty Woman in West Virginia
- Prison Mail
- Promography
- Railroad Redneck
- Randy Rooster
- Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb
- Redneck Birth Control... Daughter
- Redneck Booty Call... Check Out
- Redneck Booty Call... Dog
- Redneck Booty Call... Elvis
- Redneck Booty Call... Engines
- Redneck Booty Call... Hog
- Redneck Booty Call... Sister
- Redneck Booty Call... Springer
- Redneck Booty Call... Teeth
- Redneck Booty Call... Trailer
- Redneck Booty Call... Truck
- Redneck Christmas Shopping
- Redneck College Grad
- Redneck Death
- Redneck Divorce
- Redneck Driver's License Application
- Redneck Drivers
- Redneck Girl
- Redneck Grocrey
- Redneck Halloween
- Redneck Honeymoon
- Redneck Honeymoon Suite
- Redneck Marriage
- Redneck Offspring
- Redneck on the Radio
- Redneck Poetry
- Redneck Recycling
- Redneck Sex Ed
- Redneck Spelling Test
- Redneck Thief
- Redneck Top Ten
- Redneck Visitor?
- Redneck Wake-Up Call
- Redneck Wins the Lottery
- Redneck's Last Words
- Redneck's Medical Dictionary
- Rednecks at School
- Rednecks Keep It in the Family
- Rednecks' Dogs
- Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500
- Right of Way
- Rodeo Style
- Rooster in His Declining Years
- Rules of the Southern Lifestyle
- Rusted Truck
- Safe Sex for Rednecks
- Salesman: A New One, Really
- Salesman/Farmhouse v. 6.0
- Sheep Boy
- Sheepish
- Shoot The Pig
- Sick Hick
- Signs That You're a Redneck Jedi
- Signs You're Logged On to a Redneck's Computer
- Some Things You Just CAN'T
- Southern Foreplay
- Southern Hospitality in Flight
- Southern Psychology
- Space Shuttle Redneck
- Stayin' Alive
- Survivor for Alabamans
- Take 'Em Off, Boys
- Taking Ducks to Market
- Taking the Bait
- Tard with a Tie
- Tasties in a Half Shell
- Taxing Profession
- Texan Poetry
- That's a Woman's Job
- The Bottom Line
- The Clever Famer
- The Cowboy's Last Wishes
- The Cross-Eyed Cow
- The Farmer and the Prostitute
- The Farmer's Daughters
- The Fish-Eating Competition
- The Fishing Spot
- The Ghost
- The Golden Fiddle
- The Greatest Cow
- The Lucky Salesman
- The Proud Redneck
- The Redneck-Unabomber Connection
- The Redneck's Milk
- The Salesman's Scoreboard
- The Seven Dents
- The Tale Of The Three Holes
- The Toothbrush Salesman
- There was a farmer who grew watermelons.
- Things Never Said by Southerners
- This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse...
- This Little Piggy
- Those Lovely Farmer's Daughters
- Three Dumb Hunters
- Three Redneck Lies
- Three-Legged Race
- Tips for Traveling in the South
- Toothpaste Inventor
- Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck
- Traveling on Friday
- Traveling Salesman
- Traveling Salesman in West Virginia
- Tricky, Tricky
- Truck Driver & The Bikers
- Trucks and Babies
- Two brunettes and a blonde...
- Two hicks at a toy store
- Two Ribbons
- Under the Bed
- Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around
- Walks Into a Bar... Taxidermy
- Watermelon
- Wedding Night
- West Virgin-ia
- West Virginia Deer
- West Virginia Ghosts
- West Virginia State Flower
- West Virginia's Yearly Confusion
- West Virginian Women
- What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd...
- What Do I Look Like?
- What do you call 88 rednecks...
- What drug was the duck on...
- What's Red (Nastiest Joke)
- What's the best part about gardening?
- Where's Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?
- Why was the mommy horse
- WINDERS 98
- Workin' Man at the Restaurant
- World's Toughest Cowboy
- Yankees and the Lightbulb
- Yeehaw! The Alabama Lottery!
- Yo' Mama Is So Redneck... Door Mat
- Yo' Mama Is So Redneck... Mobile Home
- You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel
- You're A Redneck If...
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