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2 Hedgehogs in the Middle of the Road A bear walked into a bar... A Bunny Story A Gummy Problem A kangaroo walks into a bar. He tells the... A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar... A man rides in on Friday, stays two nights... A piece of advice A Sack Full of Chickens A snail owned a car... A Ton of Pinching A Woman's Four Favorite Animals A.J. Jamal: Free Cats Afghani Fowl American in Mexico Amish Woman Driver Amishamed Of Myself An Atheist and a Bear An elderly lady phoned her telephone company Animal Heaven Animal Lives Animal Rotation Animal Wackiness Animals in the Fridge! Another Bull Name Another Chicken, Another Road Ants Dancing Ants In Yer Pants Apple and Worm At the Door Ba Ba Black Sheep Bah Ram Ewe Bald Fleas Baptism Is Not for Everyone Bar: Talking Dog Bar... Alligator Bar... Duckman Bar... Grasshopper Barnum & Bailey Basketball Chicken BB Boys Bear and Deer Bear and Toilet Bear on a Rampage Bee Milky Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts Bees Pees Beethoven's Chicken Bells on Cows Best Goldfish Joke Ever! Big Noses Bill and Bob go on a hunting trip Bill O'Reilly's Chauffeur Bin Laid Bird Brained Bird it Through the Grapevine Bird of Peace, Bird of Love Bird vs. Fly Birdie Poem Birdman Birds Fly Upside Down Over Iowa Birds of Paradise Black and Brown Black And White Blind Bunny Meets Blind Snake Blind Dinosaur Blind Skydivers Blonde & Turtle Blonde and a Pig Blonde and Cool Elephants Blonde and Goldfish Blonde and Prawn Blonde Bird Watcher Blonde Counting Sheep Blonde Horse Sense Blonde Horses Blonde in Disguise Blonde Joke 1 Blonde Joke 2 Blonde Joke 3 Blonde NASA Engineer Blonde Test Blonde... Cows Blonde's Alligator Shoes Blondes and Caves Blondes and cow patties Blondes and Turtles Blondog Blossom and Porky Blow The Men Down Bone Diggers Bovine Hijinx Bow-Legged Doe Bozo's Big Beautiful Ass Brave Pig With the Peg Leg Broken Cage Brooklyn Zoo Brutus' Last Stand Bubble Blowing Duckies Bug's Mind Bulldog + Shih tzu Bullfight Buffet Bullwinkle Bunnies and Carrots Busy Redneck C-ing I Dog Calf's Tail vs. Tie California Gay Whale Camel Relief Capon Fear Careful What You Kick Carrots Cartoon Animal Infidelity Cat Hating Husband Cat Hospital Cat in the Way Cat On A Hot Tin Roof Cat Rescue Catching a Polar Bear Catching Rabbits Catfish and Lawyers Cats -- Now And Forever Caught and Tagged Centipede and Parrot Charging Elephant Cheap Cat Chesapeake Bay and a Blonde Chicken ain't chicken Chicken Chat Chicken Crossfire Chicken in the Road Chicken on the Football Field Chicken...Underwear Childless Smokey the Bear Christmas Eve - Reindeers' Night Out Chucky at the Movies Circumcisional Evidence Circus Elephant Clinton n' Buddy Closed Bull's Eyes Clown Booty Call... Poodles Comfortable Condom Dog Cow Abortion Cow and Her Apples Cow at Cranberry Cove Cow Bells Cow Fun Cow or Tractor Cow Pat Lip Gloss Cow Reflexes Cow Riddle Cow with No Legs Cowboy Talks to the Animals Cows In Government Crazy Little Critters... Cross the Road... Chicken Keeps Going Cross the Road... Fat Turkey Cross the Road... Forgetful Chicken Cross the Road... Little Cow Cross the Road... Monkey Cross the Road... Turkey Crossbred Dogs Curious George Cutest Baby Chicks Ever Cuz Penguins Drive Cars Dachshund Attraction Dangerous and Swings Dead Ant Dead Frog Deaf Rover Dinosaur and Pig Dinosaur Booty Call... Ass Dinosaur Booty Call... Herbivore Dinosaur Booty Call... Name Dinosaur Booty Call... Pedal Dinosaur St. Doe in the Woods Dog Abilities Dog and Elephant Dog Balls Dog Crossing Dog Dancer Dog Days Dog Fishin' Dog vs. Fox Dog With No Legs Doggie Style Doggone It Doggy Style Dogs and Cats Dogs and Dem Womenfolk Dogs in Trouble Dogs Take Their Licks Don't Got Milk? Don't Welsh On Me Donkey and Onion Donkey-Onion Hybrid Donkeys at Christmas Donkeys' Quixotic Journey Double Parked Frog Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo Duck at the Pharmacy Duck-Hunting Dog Tells All Ducks and Elephants DUCKS OR PLUCKS? Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Eagles and Weasels Easter Bunny Easter Egg Hunt Egg-Laying Elephant and Prostitute Elephant and the Naked Man Elephant Encounter Elephant Farts vs. Saloon Elephant Feet Elephant Physiology Elephant Tampon Elephant Time Elephants and Marshmallows Elephants, Beavers and the Jungle Energizer Bunny Every Party Needs a Pooper Everyone's Doing It Evil Tuna Farmer and the Cow Farmer Joe and his Mule Faster Than a Tiger Feather in His Cap Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull Filthy Parrot Changes His Tune First Day of School Fish and Dicks Fish Brains Fish Eye Fish On The Wall Fish says, "Duuuuude!" Fish Smoking Fish TV Fishin' or Buggery? Flea Circus Fleas Flock Of Seagulls Fly Away Fly Off The Toilet Fly vs. Mosquito Fly Without Wings Football Animals Football Fan To The Rescue For my next trick... Ford HippoVan Four Legs Four Men and Their Dogs Four Worms and a Funeral Fox into Bulldog Frenchman and Farm Animals Frog Crossing Frog Crossing Road Frog on the Lady's Head Frog With Special Diet Frog's Dream Girl Frog's Legs Full of Wool Garage Of Love Gay Frogs Gay Termites Genetic Manipulation For Good, Not Evil George of the Jungle Giant Underwater Bottom Feeder Giovanni the... Girl and Dog Give the Dog a Bone God's Dead Dog Golfer Goes to the Emergency Room Gone With The Schwinn Goose Hunting Gorilla and Computer Gorilla Control Gorilla Golf Gorilla in Heat Gorilla Language Gorilla Noses Gray on the Inside Green and Jumpy Gum Crossing Guy With Frog Growing Out of His Head Gynecologist and a Dog Harem Harry Potter Quiz Hedgehog, Giraffe, Dental Hygeine Heffahump Helen Keller's Dog Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle. Here, Chicken, Chicken Here, Piggy, Piggy Hillbilly Chicks and Bears Hippo-Sexual Holy Cow Holy Moley Horny Toad Horse Fall Hot Doggin' How do you Catch a Squirrel? How Do You Catch? How does a blonde try to kill a fish? How To Bathe A Cat How to Catch an Elephant Huge Pause Huh? Human DNA and Goats Humming Bees Hunters Must Keep Quiet Huntin' in Alaska Huntin' License Hurt Bee Back Husband, Wife & Mule I Didn't Know They Had Hats I feel like chicken tonight I like long walks on the beach I Think I'm a Moth I'm Very Bullish On Milk Ice Fishing In the Name of the Father Indian Promiscuity Inky Pig Instant Cow Attraction! Insulting Parrot Invisible Carrots Isn't She Lucky? It Figures It's Not For Him, Stupid It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses It's What's For Dinner Jesus & the Robber Jesus Is Gonna Get You Join the Club Jumping Rope Jungle Poker Just browsing Kangaphant Kangaroo + Leap Year = Kangaroo Sleepovers Kansas Wizard Kid and Animals Kitty Treat Knock Knock... Roxanne Knock, Knock... Cows Go Knock, Knock... Interrupting Cow Lab Monkeys Late AGAIN Lawyer and Pig Crossing Lawyer and Vulture Lawyers and Water Fowl Lawyers vs. Buffalo Leek Limerick Legless Dog Legless Poodle Lego my Legolas Leopard vs. Poodle Let's Play Monkey In The Tree Let's Talk Lice-nse to Ill Like You Would Ever Call a Fish Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator Little Johnny... Name That Animal Little Johnny's Stork Little Nancy's Pet Little Red Riding Hood Lonely Fishermen Long, Green Bacon Lopsided Cow Lost in West Virginia Memories Love Stinks Lucky Dog Lucky Frog Lucky MotherDucker Mad Cows Mad Dog! Male Bashing Male Whale Man and Pig? Man Catches Crocodile Man With a Speech Problem Marmasetts are mildly amuzing Marsupial Moms Mary Had A Little Lamb Math Dog Mathematical Cows Meals on Wheels Mexican Restaurant Specialty Mice and Light Bulbs Migrating Birds Milk Doesn't Do a Blonde Good Miss Piggy's Feelin' Fresh Mmmmmmmilk Mole Removal Mommy Almost Died Monkey Balls Monkey Booty Call... Fur Monkey Booty Call... My Place Monkey Booty Call... Spank Monkey in a Tree Monkey Love Monkey Programmers Monkey Relates the Terrible Accident Moosehead Beer Moron Mouse Droppings Mouse Hole Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit Mrs. Andrews & Her Lost Love Mud Hole Moral My Dog Can Beat Up Your Dog My Dog Don't Bite My First Sexual Experience Naked Man NASA Chicken Canon Nasty Cashiers Never Been With a Women New Bull New Family for the Parrot Newspaper Clippings No-Legged Dog Octopus Octopus and a Cow Octopus Love Ode to a Glow Worm Of Mice and Men Old Joe Old Man and the Punk Old Mother Hubbard One of the Worst Jokes Ever Written One-Eyed Blonde One-Legged Hop Only One Yogi Bear Osama's Spawn Panda Booty Call... Aphrodisiac Panda Booty Call... Cute Panda Booty Call... Eat Panda Booty Call... Endangered Panda Booty Call... My Place Panda Booty Call... Pregnant Panda Booty Call... Riddle Panda Booty Call... WWF Pantyhose Parrot Talk Parrot-Prostitutes Peacock Peanut Butter Rooster Peckers Pegasus, we hardly knew ye Penguin & JFK, Jr. Penguin and The Mechanic Penguin Delivery Penguins Go to the Zoo Perverted Chicken Perverted Parrot Pet Peeves Pet Zebra Pheasant and Bull Pic & Sav Pick-up Line...Squirrels Pig Farmer Pig in a Bar Pig in Summer Pig-ipede Pig! Pints Pirate Booty Call... Parrot Pirate Booty Call... Whale Pit Bull with Herpes Platypus Booty Call... Name Poker animals Polar Bears Politics Joke 1 Politics Joke 2 Politics Joke 3 Polygon Poof! You're a dog. Pop a Cap in the Lion's Gluts Porcupine vs Ferrarri Porcupine vs. Bus Porcupines Porkin' Pregnant Tree President Hillary Proverbs Psychiatrist's Best Friend Punk 'n' Parrot Purpose of Kilts Q:What do you do to an elephant with three ... Quck Game of 20 Questions Rabbi and Duck Rabbit Breakout Rabbit Sex Rabbits in a Row Rabid Dogs are Useful Racoon Joke Randy Rooster Rattlesnake vs. Flaccid... Raven and Dog Rectum Red Ribbon Blue Ribbon Redneck Booty Call... Dog Redneck Booty Call... Hog Rednecks' Dogs Regular Toad and Horny Toad Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry Religious Nuts Return the Dog Roadkill Logic Robins in My Yard Rocket Science Rocky Mountain Oysters Rodeo Rooster and a Telephone Pole Rooster and Lollipop Rooster and Owl Rooster Crossing Rooster in His Declining Years Rooster Plays B-ball Rooster Prozac Rooster Up A Pole Roosters vs. Lawyers Rover the Brick Rude Parrot on a Plane Running Blind Safe Elephant Sex Safe Sex for Rednecks School Joke 1 School Joke 2 School Joke 3 Scott LaRose: Angry T. Rexes Sea Lion's idea of Fun Seagull's Final Resting Place Shark Attack Sharks and Lawyers Sheep and Kangaroo Sheep Boy Sheep Herder On Trial Sheep Organ Sheep Soup Sheepish Sheik That Rooster Shepherd To Shepherd Shih tzu + Bulldog Shih-Tzu + Poodle Ships of the Desert Shoot The Pig Shooting an Elephant Shop At WalRusMart Shoulda Said Sick Rabbit Trick Skunk Skunk Punk Skunked Skunked Again Skunks and Lawyers Sleeping Squirrel Smart Blonde Smart Fish Snail Shanghai Snake Bite Snakeskin Punny So Blonde... Thesaurus Some Things You Just CAN'T Something Men Can't Get... Sons Devoted to Mom Space Monkeys Spider Diet Spread Frog Legs Squirrel Kickin'' Back Statues Come to Life Stumpy Legged Pink Dog Taking Ducks to Market Taking the Bait Talking animals? Tarzan Sees Elephants Tarzan's Spare Parts Tasties in a Half Shell Tatonka Tatonka Redux Technology-Enabled Amoebas Ten Cows in Your Basement Termite Fun. Yep, Termite Fun. Thanksgiving Turkey That's Cheesy That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical The "No Love" Boat The 12 Days of Christmas The Aging Explorer The Answer The Ant The Bat Bet The Bear Hunter The Blonde Fox The Blonde Takes on Grasshopper Biology The Brass Rat The Christmas Parrot The Classic Joke That Sucks The Cowboy's Last Wishes The Creation of Man The Cross-Eyed Cow The Day Owl and The Night Cat The Dead Dog The Difference Between a Bull and a Cow The Doctor's Little Voice The Duck and the Condom The Engineer and the Frog The Fish-Eating Competition The Frog Won't Be Your Beast of Burden The Funky Parrot The Greatest Cow The Lion and the Turkey The Little Crab The Little Fire Engine The Lyin' King The Magician and the Parrot The Naked Truth The Offspring The Old Lady's Three Wishes The Other Side The Penguin The Praying Parrot The Rooster and the Donkey The Scientist and the Frog The Smartest Dog Ever The Squirrels The Stupid Nomad The Tale Of The Three Holes The Talented Parrot The Three Little Pigs The Three Little Pigs of North Jersey The Three Ugly Ducklings The Train, the Soldier and the Poodle The Vet Bill The Werewolf The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers Thee You In The Moth Pit There she blows There were two blondes at the park... Thirsty whale This Farm Boy Goes Into a Whorehouse... This Little Piggy Those Crazy Vermont Folk Those Darn Blondes Three Bad Ass Mice Three Dumb Hunters Three Nuns and a Parrot Three-Legged Dog Time For a Get Together Toilet Humor Too Cold for Fido Totally Bats Towards and Away Trap A Polar Bear Trapped Inside a Whale Traveling on Friday Traveling Salesman in West Virginia Trix are for Kids Turkey Crosses the Road Turkey Rhythm Turn On Your Energizer Bunny Turtle Crossing Turtle Sexuality Turtle Soup Turtles and Picnics and a Minor Tragedy Two Blondes and a Lake Two brunettes and a blonde... Two Little Snakes Two Of These Things Belong Together Two Ribbons Two-Legged Bleeder Unbearable Lightness of Being Vampire Blood Bath Virgin Wool Vulgar Chicken Wailing Whale Walking in a Doggie Wonderland Walks Into a Bar... Bears on Drugs Walks Into a Bar... Different Horses Walks Into a Bar... Dog Day Afternoon Walks Into a Bar... Donkeyboy Walks Into a Bar... Frugal Gorilla Walks Into a Bar... Gator Bite Walks Into a Bar... Got Grapes? Walks Into a Bar... Horsing Around Walks Into a Bar... Jets Fan Walks Into a Bar... Monkey Eats Everything Walks Into a Bar... Randy Panda Walks Into a Bar... Seeing-Eye Dog Walks Into a Bar... South American Toad Walks Into a Bar... Talking Dog Walks Into a Bar... Taxidermy Walks Into a Bar... The Hamster Show Walks Into a Bar... Three Tests Walruses and Their Tupperware Warming the Skunk Water on the Inside Weak Pillars Well Endowed and On the Prowl West Virginia Deer West Virginia Ghosts Whale Hijinx Whale Pleasures What animal should you never play cards with? What Are Ya, Chicken? What Came First... What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo What do you call a monket... What do you call an elephant... What do you get when you cross a Scottish... What drug was the duck on... What is red and green? What, Exactly, Are Cats? What's my name bitch? What's Purple...Tree Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot? When a Fly Drops Five Inches When Beasts Speak! Where's Ice Cube, Eve, and Cedric? Which Way? White Stuff in Bird Poop Who is Marylou?!? Who Let The Blondes Out? Who Was the Most Drunk? Why Cats Are Like Men Why did God give women... Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Winnie the Pooh Wizard of Toad Wok and Roll Yeti Booty Call... Bigfoot Yeti Booty Call... Sherpas Yo mama's so fat... Godzilla tried Yo mama's So Old,..Driver's Test Yo' Mama Is Like... Donkey Yo' Mama Is Like... Elephant Yo' Mama Is Like... Saint Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Elephants Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Whale Sighting Yo' Mama Is So Fat... World Wildlife Foundation Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Petting Zoo Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Park Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Happy Dog Yo' Mama Is So Stanky... Monkey Poop Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Fish Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Meow Mix Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Penguin Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Dog Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Dog Pound Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Roadkill Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Smiles Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Zoo Yo' Mama vs. A Chicken Yo' Mama vs. a Hippo Yo' Mama vs. Walrus Yoga Instructor Booty Call... Past You Can't Put HimTogether Again You Can't Teach An Old Cat You Did What With A What? You Do Not Have To Oil Animals You Need Elephant Muscles Zebra Definition

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